What to do when you are all too sleepy to work on a boring 8-hour graveyard shift

Like cellphones, we also run out of batteries sometimes and there are times when the mere blink of the eye leads to dozing off towards the inevitable slumber. So how do you keep yourself awake on the verge of sleepiness???

Try either one or two of the following tips:

1. Drink lots of water--- if this won't do the trick, put salt in it to have that "wake me up" kick that your taste buds need

2. Drink coke or coffee--- if this trick won't work, then drink some more until your tummy aches..When this still won't work,  then expect that you are already immune to caffeine and you should get yourself checked coz u could be an addict
3. Eat 'til you bloat--- munching on whatever food you have on the fridge can keep your brain busy and of course yous stomach! so grab whatever find and munch on til you drop, puke or better yet poop from too much eating. This might be nasty but saves you from sleeping!

4. Pinch yourself once in a while specially your nose and ears--- if this pinching won't keep you awake, better slap yourself every now and then and if that 's not yet enough, level up to punching..

5. Watch a movie/TV show-- If this makes you more sleepy than you already are better get an earphone connect it to your TV and pump up d volume let's just see if your eardrums won't wake up

6. Click on a porn site once in a while, naked bodies and skin might turn your sleepiness to horniness and it will be much better if your bf/gf is nearby so you can hype up the intensity!

7. This is a silly list but there are still a million dozen things you can do so i'll save it for another post just in case you thought the things written above were helpful in any way...

Shout out for today: sleep!!

Yours,

Chef of Yar Heart

Disclaimer: This post was written by a heavily sleepy gal so pls don't be too serious.